Haiku Home Alone

Little Chi-town brat

Left home by rich family

Brings down wet bandits

Haiku Nacho Libre

Fat Mexican priest

Must save the poor orphanage

Gets eagle powers

Haiku Field of Dreams

Voices in the corn

Make Ray go batshit crazy

Builds a baseball field

Haiku Dune

What the hell is it

Ride the giant penis worms

Get gnarly blue eyes

Haiku The Goonies

Let's find the rich stuff

Meet a freak and save the day

Now truffle shuffle

Haiku Army of Darkness

Guy trapped in time

Must find the Book of the Dead

Destroys the Deadites

Haiku Flash Gordon

Earth's final hope

He'll save every one of us

Ends the reign of Ming

Haiku Dumber & Dumber

Lloyd meets babe of dreams

Stalks her to Aspen resort

Brings down crime cartel

Haiku Apocalypse Now

We're in Saigon - shit

Locate whereabouts of Kurtz

Fall into madness

Haiku M

Mad man hunts children

Panic captures the city

City hunts mad man

Haiku 300

Three hundred soldiers

Fight off millions of Persians

All with great hard abs

Haiku The Last Starfighter

Boy plays wins high score

Meets aliens joins starfleet

Saves the galaxy

Haiku King Kong

Blonde go to island

Giant ape loves blonde short time

Ape falls off building