Haiku Home Alone

Little Chi-town brat

Left home by rich family

Brings down wet bandits

Haiku Nacho Libre

Fat Mexican priest

Must save the poor orphanage

Gets eagle powers

Haiku Army of Darkness

Guy trapped in time

Must find the Book of the Dead

Destroys the Deadites

Haiku Dumber & Dumber

Lloyd meets babe of dreams

Stalks her to Aspen resort

Brings down crime cartel